I like your style.
Sorry I have to break up with you. I’m sure you’ll find someone else in hell.
I must break you.
What, am I holding a wok? Because I swear you just said you needed it in 10 minute.
We’re outsourcing your job to someone who doesn’t entirely outsource their job.
This genuine look of interest in what you’re saying is for position only.
You’re such a windbag, I read your creative briefs to help me fall asleep.
My vision for this concept is that you’ll stay the hell out of my vision on this concept.
I’m positive there’s not nearly enough negative space between us.
I’d consider the environment before printing your email if you’d consider not sending me email.
Please beat some nonsense into me until you start making sense to me.
You should stop being so positive and try looking on the dark side.
If there’s proof there’s a God, it sure as hell isn’t on this proof.
Your makeup application would require 12 layers in Photoshop to accomplish the same results.
Sorry the only two people who care about the launch of your website are you and your mom.
Sorry your website is as responsive as any man watching sports is.
I miss you thinking inside of me.
The last guy that branded me was a total pain in the ass
I wish I brought my laptop to this meeting so I could Photoshop myself out of it.
Why don’t you come stand over my shoulder…
We need to kern our differences in opinion so yours is closer to shut the hell up
Congratulations on writing the mammoth amount of copy on your ad that I just completely ignored.
Your hairdo would make a great design element for an 80’s- inspired piece I’m working on
Working on a “Leave me the Hell Alone” UX for my office today.
Sorry Tolstoy couldn’t be here to appreciate your novel-length ad copy.
Thank you for letting me design with your gourmet kitschin’
Let’s discuss the size I should make this logo and the size you should make my paycheck.
Your creative license should be revoked for boxing me in
Why don’t you draw an image map around this image showing how much I like image maps.
© 2012 Articul8 Studio LLC. All rights reserved.